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Hello there! I'm Cory and I spend way to much time on the internet. I reblog a bunch of random stuff all day and sometimes wander outside my room to eat.

Ask me anything, I don't have a life. :)
Posted on July 30 with 6,526 notes at 4:57 am

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disneysmermaids:

cherribalm:

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS


Posted on July 29 with 21,653 notes at 1:36 pm

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying
Posted on July 29 with 38,452 notes at 1:34 pm

johnthemod1:

conductoroftardislight:

Remember how when Capaldi was chosen as the twelfth doctor everyone had this feeble hope that he would bring Doctor Who back to what it was because he was a film director and not the mysoginistic Moffat kind

AND THEN WE HEAR THAT HE’S REFUSING TO FLIRT WITH CLARA AND IS GOING TO BRING “a bit more gravity” BACK TO DOCTOR WHO AND "I didn’t want to be Doctor Who in a Doctor Who I didn’t like,"

GUYS

I am punching the air right now.

Posted on July 29 with 16,755 notes at 1:33 pm

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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Posted on July 29 with 390,949 notes at 1:24 pm

Posted on July 29 with 57,536 notes at 1:23 pm

Posted on July 29 with 40,808 notes at 1:22 pm

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

Posted on July 28 with 18,771 notes at 9:41 pm

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Posted on July 28 with 226,150 notes at 9:37 pm

Posted on July 28 with 8,991 notes at 8:12 pm

dennys:

Be wary, weary traveler, of a false paradise….
Posted on July 28 with 1,389 notes at 7:57 pm

Posted on July 28 with 247,121 notes at 7:55 pm