Blink and You're Dead
Hello there! I'm Cory and I spend way to much time on the internet. I reblog a bunch of random stuff all day and sometimes wander outside my room to eat.

Ask me anything, I don't have a life. :)

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

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Posted on July 26 with 64,213 notes at 12:42 am

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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felisirbis:

If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

(Source: suicidally-romantic-scoundrel)

Posted on July 25 with 37,205 notes at 1:01 pm

foreveralone-lyguy:

Even Voldemort has seen Mean Girls
Posted on July 25 with 17,690 notes at 12:59 pm

the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now

dylanobroden:

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Posted on July 25 with 24,365 notes at 12:57 pm

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Posted on July 25 with 25,513 notes at 1:04 am

p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k:

wantbrendon:

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

he still takes them off anyway

even more fun
Posted on July 25 with 39,917 notes at 12:59 am

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Posted on July 25 with 62,287 notes at 12:00 am

I’m starting my summer cleaning project— from the inside out. I’m finally going to start all the projects I said I would start, go out with my friends and go nuts, tell off those who I should have told off a long time ago, spend time making myself feel good, and become the person I want to be. 

Posted on July 23 with 1 note at 10:53 pm

wnderlst:

Zion National Park | Jerome Slagle
Posted on July 23 with 7,279 notes at 4:05 pm

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

Posted on July 23 with 63,489 notes at 4:03 pm

asongstress:

Remus Lupin’s blue hair-having, rebellious, snogging in dark corners for longer than humanly possible punk child. 

Sirius and James are losing their shit in the afterlife. 

Posted on July 23 with 58,441 notes at 4:03 pm